Auggie's Bar & Grill

So this is a divey sports bar that only serves beer and a very limited selection of bar food. It also sorta wants to be a Hooters competeter because their exclusively female staff wear the shortest, tightest "shorts" I've seen outside of Hollywood on a Saturday night. The food is fine, but comes out really slowly. The beer selection is limited too. So basically you have to be really into sports or short shorts. Or both.