Hair Cuttery

I had the worst haircut I have ever had there yesterday, She started with a razor, and either deliberately or carelessly caught my ear 3 or 4 times. Then she took me over to wash my hair, not bothering to adjust my seat or anything, then proceeded to grind the base of my skull into the hard basin as she washed. I had never had a painful hair washing at a salon until then. I told her it was really uncomfortable. She replied, "Yeah, I know", then began grinding even harder. During my cut, she dropped her comb on the floor 3 times. Then she became frustrated with herself, and I believe began to use her hand in place of the comb. She proceeded to violently spin my chair around several times, and on each occasion I had the pleasure of banging my ankle into the metal stop. Another first. And, I'm no kid. Then, she took the thinning shears, and began swinging them at my hair from her hip, as if she were throwing a left or right hook. Again, something I had never seen before, and do not want to see again. When it was over, I looked in horror at the uneven mess that was my hair, and said it looked horrible. She grabbed her scissors again, but this time I stood up and said, "No! I don't want you to do any more damage." I told her it might be the worst haircut I'd ever seen. She exclaimed that I did not have to pay. I accepted the offer and left.