Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown

Thanks to Kathy, we made it to our dinner show just in time! Amazing service and she was very sweet too. Will definitely use Uptown cab again

I was stuck in Pigeon Forge at 4 in the morning and no taxi would pick up. I was relieved to get Uptown Cabs to answer and they picked me up. I'm glad it was a female driver... because I wasn't in the mood to deal with a man at that point.

Hey gals! Are ya sick of big, sweaty, tattoo'd, smelly, weirdos that say lewd things to you while are needing a ride home (when you may or may not be in the best condition?) Funkmaster V guarantees that you will either be picked up by a female driver, or in rare occasions, by Funkmaster V himself. Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs is creeper free!!!!