New Windsor Police Department

Generally speaking New Windsor cops wear many hats, none of which seem to fit, but many hats nonetheless. The consummate professionals. Their "You stay over there, and you stay over here." method for handling serious household domestic disputes is simply genius! 1st grade teachers everywhere take notes! Also, wax out your ears and get ready for some serious 1 on 1 life counseling. Absolutely free with every visit! These guys can always relate and put themselves in just about anyone's shoes. Never smug, arrogant, or just plain useless. It may seem unnecessary being stopped by them as you're walking to the grocery store, or to the mall on a sunny afternoon cause someone with a completely different description was causing a ruckus hours ago, but trust me, it's for our own good. Can't have any shape shifting culprits posing as normal citizens of New Windsor now can we? I gave them one star because they're clearly the Number #1 Police Department in America. *Thumbs up*